You guys! i got a tumblr account! i know, how exciting, and all. i will only use it to post random crap pictures taken with my blackberry camera. enjoy.

Love,

Olga D.

Empire of the Sun - We Are the People

it was holiday weekend here in the states and between all the cake, cookies and grilling i managed to lose weight. i think i have tape worm. i probably got it from the dogs. now where's that box of cookies, dammit?!

Photos: Charles Buenconsejo

blood effects added by me, because i'm screwed up like that. also because i started watching Dexter.

"I have never cared especially for outdoor sports, and have no desire to excel at tennis, swimming or golf. I'll leave those things to the men,"

~ Marilyn Monroe, 1953

i was never a huge marilyn fan. maybe because i don't like leaving anything to the men. they always act like helpless kittens.

"Babe! How many minutes should I microwave this soup for?"

really?!

"Do we have anything to kill this mosquito with?"

yes. your hands. don't glare, it's not gross. it's resourceful.

anywayyyy... i do like finding images in some of monroe's shoots where she looks human almost. almost. that last one is my favorite. it's really hard to take her sexiness seriously with that fresh surgery scar on her stomach.

God, i don't even know where to start. i've officially turned into one of those douchebag bloggers who never update, because they are too cool and everyone should just remember they exist and check their stupid blog every day only to be met with disappointment. i would like to write my absence off to some terrible disease or natural disaster or... oh oh I'VE HAD A BABY! i named him Honduras Fiberglass D., because i'm just like the celebz and get to name my kid something 'original' (retarded).

anyway. throughout the past month or so i've been trying to conjure up a post worthy of your attention, but then i realized that this blog is definitely NOT worth anyone's attention. so it doesn't really matter what i post here (cabbage!). here is the random collection of crap i've accumulated.

a rather narcissistic collage centered

around my unearthly beauty

and the way my closet is bursting out its door.

you can love it.

god, isn't it just ever so cute

in all of it's brown and black glory -

something science-related that i took at work

with a fancy Canon digital camera

that i still have sexy dreams about.

moving on to less self-indulgent things. if you had never heard of Henry Darger then it's high time you crawled out of that hole you've been living in. the man is every creeper's dream date. there's a movie about him called "In the Realms of the Unreal". i'm not going to elaborate any further, because smarter people wrote things about him here. but here are some of his pics anyway. i'm nice like that.

awesome

summer is a special special time. if you have bug spray. in the next post we discuss the awesome power of google.

D ear all,

i know i've been absent for the past month... and i happen to have a perfectly good reason for that. well not really. although working 10-12 hour days in this new lab probably had something to do with that. plus, i'm getting tired of being popular.

who am i kidding. this is awesome. expect a new post today. meanwhile i leave you with some awesome cells i used to nerd around with.

so hopefully i haven't lost ALL of my readers because of this little break i took. thanks for sticking around. i don't really know why you keep coming back. other than that i'm very awesome. i'm not.